[转帖]暴笑八级英语……
那天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的上前。 转自:雨后池塘(www.YuHou.net)
前台小姐:“Hello.”
老外:“Hi. ”
前台小姐:“You have what thing ?”
老外:“Can you speak english ?”
前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what ?”
老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing , no people
have time , you can wait , you wait , you not wait , you go !”
老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?” 转自:雨后池塘(www.YuHou.net)
前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little , you on earth have
what thing?”
老外:“I want to speak to your head. ”
前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come ! 啊哦,英语。。。。啊哦。看不懂,心碎啊 哈哈,汉语和英语的完美结合。 这个饿~刚才好象在3号楼下面看到过~ miss universe's last question<BR>环球小姐最后一题<BR>question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<BR>问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。<BR>ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like<BR>gentlemen.<BR>美国小姐:美国的男性器官象绅士。<BR>question: how can you say so?<BR>问:为什么呢?<BR>ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........<BR>美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立……<BR>(applause! applause!)<BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌)<BR>question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<BR>问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。<BR>ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or<BR>toro(bull)<BR>西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。<BR>question: how can you say so?<BR>问:为什么呢?<BR>ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.<BR>西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。<BR>applause! applause!)<BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌)<BR>question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your<BR>country?<BR>问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。<BR>ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like<BR>gossip or rumors.<BR>菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官象流言。<BR>question: how can you say so?<BR>问:为什么呢?<BR>ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.<BR>菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。<BR>(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)<BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)<BR>question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<BR>问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。<BR>ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.<BR>伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象贼。<BR>question: how can you say so?<BR>问:为什么呢?<BR>ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.<BR>伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门。<BR>(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!)<BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)<BR>question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<BR>问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。<BR>ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.<BR>印度小姐:印度的男性器官象劳力。<BR>question: how can you say so?<BR>问:为什么呢?<BR>ms india: because it works day and night......<BR>印度小姐:因为日夜劳“做”。<BR>(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)<BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)<BR>question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a<BR>male organ in your country?<BR>问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。<BR>ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton<BR>car.<BR>马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。<BR>question: how can you say so?<BR>问:为什么呢?<BR>ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.<BR>马来西亚小姐:看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。<BR>(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)<BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)<BR>question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?<BR>问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。<BR>ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu<BR>(afraid to lose).<BR>新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕输。<BR>question: how can you say so?<BR>问:为什么呢?<BR>ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes<BR>before the<BR>show is over.<BR>新加坡小姐:总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。<BR>applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!<BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)<BR>question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<BR>问:中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。<BR>ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.<BR>中国小姐:中国的男性器官象航天飞机。<BR>question: how can you say so?<BR>问:为什么呢?<BR>ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........<BR>中国小姐:虽然不大,但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端…… <BR> <P>老段子了~~~~不过还是蛮有趣的~~</P>
you on earth have<BR>what thing 路过~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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