沙漏 发表于 2007-2-6 12:28:00

[原创]教给你最实用的上班不迟到方法

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">方法一:学会下面的挤公交秘籍:不刷牙<span lang="EN-US">,</span>不洗脸<span lang="EN-US">,</span>不洗脚<span lang="EN-US">,</span>不洗澡<span lang="EN-US">......</span>坚持数月后即可见效<span lang="EN-US">.</span>挤车时<span lang="EN-US">,</span>蜂拥的人群会因你身上的恶臭而敬而远之<span lang="EN-US">.</span>何愁挤不上乎<span lang="EN-US">? <p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">http://photo4.hexun.com/p/2007/0206/74751/b_BFC75F01D226B39EE4E923A933973E04.jpg<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">适易人群:任何人<span lang="EN-US">. </span>    <span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">优点:方便,轻松,在某种意义上满足了部分男人的生活习性<span lang="EN-US">. </span>    <span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">缺点:会被认为是乞丐而遭拒绝上车<span lang="EN-US">,</span>也有遭群殴的危险<span lang="EN-US">.</span>也不排除以毁坏公司形象为由而被上司直接<span lang="EN-US">T</span>出大门<span lang="EN-US">.</span>。   <span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">危险性<span lang="EN-US">:</span>★★     实用性<span lang="EN-US">:</span>★★★<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">方法二</span></strong><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">:</span></b><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">买一辆自行车,最好是二手的,可以随便放哪都不用锁。又可以在交通堵塞时,任意穿梭驰骋。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">http://photo4.hexun.com/p/2007/0206/74751/b_7CD2E79178B7857036CE4B8B044398D7.jpg<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">适易人群:任何人<span lang="EN-US">.<p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">优点:环保,实惠,自由,随意<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">缺点:天气因素有时候需要特别关注,时尚男女也一定要做好骑自行车上下班的善后整理工作。穿着也一定要保险选择啊!<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">危险性<span lang="EN-US">:</span>★★     实用性<span lang="EN-US">:</span>★★<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">方法三:努力挣钱,自己买车,想什么时候出门就什么时候出门,可以有效掌握上班路途所用时间。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">http://photo4.hexun.com/p/2007/0206/74751/b_4839A8DC60CAB2D1FB0796B964C830A6.jpg<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">优点:舒适,自由,比较被别人看成老板级别人物<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">缺点:油价一路飙升,不得不要时刻注意兜里的<span lang="EN-US">money</span>,和计算你的日常开支啊!而且对天生就懒早晨贪睡的人事效果不是十分明显。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">危险性★★<span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span>实用性<span lang="EN-US">:</span>★★★<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">方法四:创造机会获得意外大奖,得个宝马开着爽爽,意外大奖绝对让你像充了电一样的活力十足,上班迟到那是肯定不可能的了。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">http://photo4.hexun.com/p/2007/0206/74751/b_649806B61150C6BD119FF0E22F9CAD9A.jpg<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">优点:舒适,自由,派气十足,可以随处显摆随处炫耀啊!<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">缺点:高额的油价,还是不得不要时刻计算<span lang="EN-US">money</span>,好在车是免费得来的,所以花点油费还是值得的。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">危险性★★<span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span>实用性<span lang="EN-US">:</span>★★★<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">http://photo4.hexun.com/p/2007/0206/74751/b_AC659A519572BE70D2130639D567B98E.jpg<p></p></span></strong></p>

zhbin88 发表于 2007-2-6 13:39:00

铵盐解药 发表于 2007-2-8 08:52:00

这样的好贴不顶就不对了,香车美女都齐了,飞思卡尔要是将车送我就好了.

幻想朋友 发表于 2007-2-8 15:33:00

好诱人的宝马车啊,多少年前都在幻想开车上班,我想参加这个培训,网址在哪啊。

下沙大学生 发表于 2007-2-14 17:25:00

<p>俺是二者,,</p><p>幸好不穿裙子。哇哈哈。。</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
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