<p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">又是一个好玩可爱的家伙</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">——</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">大叔。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/> <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">大叔睡</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">E104</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">三号床,胡子量排名全寝室第一,故得名</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">大叔</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">,后来慢慢衍生出另外一个外号</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">叔叔</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">。他刮胡子是一个非常经典的场面,被我们比喻成</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">收割稻谷</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">,他胡子密集且粗硬无比,却使用一马力不怎么足的电动刮胡刀,于是每次那刮胡刀都发出</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">呜呜呜</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的声音,有时电没有充足,刮着刮着就卡住,于是大叔握着刮胡刀往外一拔,口里发出</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">哦哦哦</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">噢噢噢</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">……”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的惨叫声。这家伙体毛茂密,超过了苹果,我经常说羡慕他那么多毛:拨光他自己的毛可以织起一件毛衣。又说他毛多也有不好的地方:比别人容易引起火灾。秋冬时节,往往我们已经开始垫垫被睡觉了,而他还是草席一张,我又说他这么不怕冷是因为身上毛多,等于比别人多穿一件正宗全天然毛衣。他开玩笑经常开不过人家,往往口头上被人占了便宜,他会以一副凶神恶煞的脸面结束,因此又得一名为</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">屠夫</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">,这两个外号最早都出自阿豹之口。大叔姓李,据他自己说,他们村全村人都姓李,大家都不吃鲤鱼,我一开始将信将疑,后来观察果真这小子每次与我们吃饭从来不吃鲤鱼。大叔</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">170cm</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的身高,身体壮实,高中毕业时报考过公安学校,他曾将握力器、弹力器带到寝室,练得一手蛮劲,扳手腕全寝室排名很可能会第一,这里说</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">很可能</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">是因为这个排名我们直到毕业也没有排出来,寝室里像我这样不打无把握之战的人不愿意与大叔交手,我三年都从来没有和大叔比过扳手腕,自称要和他保持</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">0</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">0</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的平局记录,和他说不要为小事伤了感情,还说其实我根本不怕和他比扳手腕,而他或许看我打篮球推铅球都挺威猛,也不敢贸然要求一定和我比。这样,自然寝室里扳手腕的确切排名无法排定。大叔空有一身力气,足球篮球等却无一擅长,我们班踢足球赛时他会上场,球风勇猛,横冲直撞,往往撞的对方踉踉跄跄,我们其他队员就跟着起哄式地为他加油,而他在我们地加油鼓励声中又变得更加的威猛。据他自己说,他高中踢球时曾经撞飞过对方一队员两颗门牙。</span></p>
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