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Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
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2 p5 R6 j; ^! B"Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise.
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3 w% J4 L! ^6 r( D8 H( K"Oh," Peter said, "you know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work."
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"We all know that," replied his friend. "But why did he let you go?"

"Jealousy," answered Pete. "All the other workers thought I was the foreman."
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4 K4 T4 d4 b: ?9 @: A8 W/ T- F皮特告诉他的朋友他刚刚丢掉了工作。

“为什么领班会开除你？”朋友诧异地问。

0 ~) K; M8 u; A9 Q6 Q4 {/ X* O“哦，”皮特说，“你知道领班是什么样的人。他们总是把手插在口袋了，站在旁边看其他人工作。”

" B9 V# m  Q8 q, y2 j# U“我们知道是这样。”朋友回答说。“但是为什么他会让你走？”
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“嫉妒。”皮特回答。“其他所有的工人都认为我是领班。”