人之初（搞笑版）

杭州泰弗尔英语

   At the beginning of life
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% o0 z, F7 v8 B3 s    人之初：At the beginning of life.
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    性本善：Sex is good.

" |. f. V4 g7 n, A9 O4 S    性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.

    习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
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8 O8 {% n1 \) b& d& I& f    苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.

    性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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    教之道：The way of learning it
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    贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

    昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
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: Y5 p6 I* `2 E1 X' _    择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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    子不学：If you don't study hard,
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    断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous

    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine

* N) [; s6 I( X    教五子 All his five son took it
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    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,

    父之过 It is all your fault.

1 n4 e( e, ^7 ?/ x! B" H2 G7 d4 F    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,

    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

, W! Z2 Z: ?, e& h' J    子不学 You may refuse to study this
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$ p$ ~( g% a% a0 j( _    非所宜 but that is a real mistake

    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,

    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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9 M' j3 ]1 L8 }; `# X+ @    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,

7 m+ Y: e2 T4 ~    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
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    人不学 If you don't learn sex,
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    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fuzhanlao

现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜，所以我们也不能输在起跑线上，我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训，现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的，身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。