不同年龄剩女择偶标准

杭州泰弗尔英语

"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
        　　"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。

        Age 22 - 22岁时
3 A8 F) }4 M' n! g; ]2 _        What I Want in a Man - Original List
3 L, O8 a6 c0 R; v) Y. O        1.Handsome
        2. Charming
        3. Financially successful
: r3 r+ w; a' H2 d        4. A caring listener
        5. Witty
        6. In good shape
- s* E+ W3 m# c2 V        7. Dresses with style
        8. Appreciates finer things
        9. Full of thoughtful surprises
        10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
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3 y. Y, t) ]! n; B+ O        我理想的男友标准 - 原版
! y0 B1 |0 V0 x3 \        1. 英俊
        2.有魅力
: _3 u! f: w( K; P        3.有经济实力
1 s% |( e" j& ?4 S        4.善于倾听
        5.机智
        6.良好的外形
        7.衣着有品味
        8.欣赏美好事物
        9.充满惊喜
, L' N* T+ z, n2 \+ C        10.富有想象力的浪漫情人

        Age 32 - 32岁时
+ ~; b1 X( g  \4 X3 _        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
        2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
        3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
* `- ^- f( Y+ z$ n! G: d- f        4. Listens more than talks
        5. Laughs at my jokes
+ _$ X: k  h. z! E" j        6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
' ~( x' h2 W* P0 u1 [- H4 b        7. Owns at least one tie
% Z+ U( A7 Z, ~        8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
        9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
9 @- \% l' w- r2 _( N        10. Seeks romance at least once a week.

    我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
3 J- ?- Y2 l6 G5 T3 w/ o        1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
        2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
        3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
        4.少说多听
        5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
! h1 p, ?( h! R+ Z        6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
- h9 N3 K% D: @6 V# }        7.至少有一条领带
8 {& |. Z0 u' @6 C5 e9 F        8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
        9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
        10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会

        Age 42 - 42岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
. p* \, E' L; r1 d+ K        1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
: i' d# w6 A8 J1 B        2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
        3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
* E+ j& h- P2 H+ V        4. Nods head when I'm talking
2 H; E/ e% z; l$ _( s5 m        5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
; L; \2 C6 s0 s* ^3 n- c0 X  D        6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
        7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
        8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
5 ]: M$ \3 W5 ~: d$ Z        9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
        10. Shaves most weekends.
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  我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.不太丑(谢顶也可)
        2.我上车后才开车
        3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭
        4.我说话的时候点头
        5.通常记得笑话中的妙语
% E# A1 Q9 S3 F7 i; V3 l$ E        6.有足够的力气搬家具
! q7 S6 o! M/ \# o5 u8 @/ |        7.没有啤酒肚
        8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟
        9.记得放下马桶座圈
        10.大多数周末会刮胡子
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9 S+ m3 ~1 C" k' }4 {        Age 52 - 52岁时
8 \: }3 M# w8 }% y2 `$ Z* e3 f        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
- o+ m. V* Q2 n. x" J        1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
: @+ M+ t, X6 d+ q: L        2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
        3. Doesn't borrow money too often
3 T. i+ Q/ Q7 b  ^9 |) P  d        4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
) y4 }# \3 r0 J. I% w        5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
: L2 O+ N& t+ d' T& Z        6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
; W3 M; ]7 |3 }8 C0 \# ^/ D        7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
        8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
        9. Remembers my name on occasion
        10. Shaves some weekends.

: P" j- \" i+ C# C) ?  Q        我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁
9 w9 p% x5 ]& d8 [        2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒
4 |4 c5 ^! [/ Q" Q$ U1 M0 H        3.向别人借钱不要太频繁
. E7 `* x: n/ [5 Z3 T. _        4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
        5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话
' z; @$ w' l$ E2 |/ B6 Q' y        6.周末不要一直赖在床上
        7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对
* y5 y8 j, d; ^  {) u8 e( n- O        8.欣赏电视晚餐
2 h; q( I0 c! _9 I        9.必要时记得我的名字
, _3 S7 V) l) |" i+ H" H* N# q  `. h        10.有时周末会刮胡子

        Age 62 - 62岁时
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Doesn't scare small children
        2. Remembers where bathroom is
* U) m* d1 m  A' G, @& C        3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
$ J% R! S  _( c$ t5 G9 K: D. A        4. Only snores lightly when asleep
        5. Remembers why he's laughing
        6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
+ n# T7 V0 m! ^3 t5 d% ?% |        7. Usually wears clothes
        8. Likes soft foods
        9. Remembers where he left his teeth
        10. Remembers that it's the weekend.

    我理想的男友标准-修订版
        1.不要吓唬小孩子
- q3 a- u+ Z  G0 o! C  E        2.记得浴室在哪
+ g3 s- M+ f7 ]! s2 ~        3.不需要太多钱生活
, O2 ]) |- A) Q        4.睡着的时候鼾声较小
2 \0 D2 T4 W( S% c2 x) P        5.记得自己为何大笑
6 T, p$ X$ C2 J% \8 I) q" [        6. 行动自如
/ }! T; d# T$ `, T" F3 y        7.通常穿着衣服
        8.喜欢软的食物
3 }! f' Q2 m% Z0 r- l( O        9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了
        10.记得哪天是周末

; f$ F! q3 c8 x; b/ _        Age 72 - 72岁时
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
* ~# h" l$ n( ]" G. K& I2 u        1. Breathing
        2. Doesn't miss the toilet

6 y- e0 q- @; }& R; v$ \3 p        我理想的男友标准-修订版
        1.活的
2 J3 y. P6 o+ w. f( p. i( @        2.能找到卫生间