美国偶像评委经典损人语录

杭州泰弗尔英语

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

8 \! R  d( q. @: j0 l3 EIt sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.

听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

+ i7 Q) Z# {4 eI'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
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3 C% r+ P) q3 v4 S7 Q$ Q  l; c0 j如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。
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That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

+ e+ s- `3 v7 c" _( G3 L7 A你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

You have just invented a new form of torture.
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: |8 K- g1 a; S7 J+ }7 N你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

+ B- B6 z  s# y1 sIf you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
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9 F# F9 K1 m0 ^# }. A- ~8 z4 P; ^如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

7 O8 T* Q( F6 |" tThere's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。
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6 U8 W# d1 D8 d  E& W. oYou killed my favorite.

我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

+ |% r9 A& d! o& z. \. SIt is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

$ X: b+ ^+ q$ \$ |你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
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You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.
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你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
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你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

& o" Y* c) L5 ~% b) ?. `I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.

我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。
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Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

2 M6 f7 ^" @7 X* Q5 R: a2 L/ ?想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。
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+ F9 _9 F. k4 q; \  w9 A3 aIt's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
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' [: d, Y8 L+ ~/ A9 q你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

kenen

我是大上个月给儿子报的可恩学科英语，我发现他的读写能力也在进步。他经常在涂鸦板上写英语给我看，有的时候我真的很惊喜，这个年纪的小朋友，居然能掌握这么多的词汇！遇到可恩学科英语青少年，我觉得很幸运，也诚心地推荐给我身边的小孩！”