美国偶像评委经典损人语录

杭州泰弗尔英语

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
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It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

3 u$ {$ c) {: C: rI'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
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如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
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. {& F. ~0 m3 e) d; T你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。
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+ G5 t, k+ a$ N! FYou have just invented a new form of torture.
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你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。
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If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

4 E  ]  c6 \3 F2 |6 ]+ O4 W5 ]如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.
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人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。
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- _; i: ]8 u8 z: fYou killed my favorite.
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我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

! o* K: \# y3 g/ r, |It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

  f! C: ]6 [7 z1 ]9 Y你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
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You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

- [- K" @3 t( j! x% @3 W你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
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5 e( N+ S) U; e# n* F! u你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
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我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
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想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

& O. z) b/ X8 W! {1 i/ u- j- DIt's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
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你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

kenen

我是大上个月给儿子报的可恩学科英语，我发现他的读写能力也在进步。他经常在涂鸦板上写英语给我看，有的时候我真的很惊喜，这个年纪的小朋友，居然能掌握这么多的词汇！遇到可恩学科英语青少年，我觉得很幸运，也诚心地推荐给我身边的小孩！”