开心一笑。

哥顿国际英语

# n3 T. t3 N/ ?; a! R; l1)TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
( k+ r& a( x3 X& N  }Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
汤姆的借口
) y( g! ~9 {. s老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
0 v/ @+ U* Q1 x2 j' K" ^4 K5 W$ Y4 o汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
2 Y5 W' y; D" m. r% CDID YOUR DAD...
% v. `5 E  C6 G% X% F2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
' n) K4 t, H! `# eand Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
0 d+ u* r8 A" Q- Q1 c( r* A3 B汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
+ e# v& f$ r4 ]5 P3 G3 r吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
6 h3 t) ]' E" A$ m' ~! {3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
  b" h4 d1 X3 f" B& q  Z0 B汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
) ?- n$ O  M) [# J8 R& a4 A吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
4 t6 _$ Q3 ^3 a1 D4 @& u5 K# B$ \, N一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
/ d/ S7 F- t/ J# x4 |5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
3 j" N( w' S0 |9 @; ]; E“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
8 e/ t* A2 I& N一盒小火柴
+ z" F0 f+ K+ b7 U& g妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”
: p$ N; q) e( T& r+ O+ c4 p“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”
6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
开车
父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。
苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
( _3 C* q5 k& q2 C+ j- Q“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
( l! I, |" o) L7 o3 ~8 t“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
' n: j. M+ X5 J3 R“She is the one who sells the candy.”
& I8 l% e% a* X6 b+ o好孩子
' h8 j( t, T- A$ w. ?小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
0 c" W9 z5 Z( E# q8 J“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
9 U% N' x3 B) N4 c“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.
6 w" i. V1 B" Q% d4 Y  a: b“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”
他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。
$ b: I- H# M, n* D& K“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。”
3 ~2 w% R* L) q3 Z: W0 G" R2 }9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
7 X$ }; Z, }/ u, f9 I* [Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
: @$ }1 p% L) ]Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
# d5 G! W# m8 X2 ~" C! Y
6 P5 A) K# q, n* u两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
# d6 m: m" i0 N% y/ _/ p1 R学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

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